After two years and change, John was getting out of Fandom. His room was bare of belongings, minus the few things he needed for the next morning and a bag of stuff he was leaving with Jaina ( Read more... )

John was ready for a movie night. He had popcorn and drinks and a new DVD of a terrible movie about an AI stealth bomber (with no sappy romance in the case--he'd checked twice).

So yes, John was ready.

Up until the part where it was no longer John waiting for his date to arrive, but a fuzzy bunny ( Read more... )

Sometimes the screwed-upness of the Skywalker clan got to be too much for John. Rather than standing in the rain during the fire drill and telling Jaina about how while she was off killing her twin brother in the future, Ben had been getting tortured by his own older girlfriend, Jacen's Sith apprentice, John had decided to make some phone calls ( Read more... )

With only a couple weeks left in Fandom, John was spending the afternoon packing. All the comics and movies he'd acquired in the last two years were neatly organized into a box, minus a few he was hoping to make Jaina watch at some point (he still felt it his duty to educate her on Earth's culture ( Read more... )

Over the last couple years, John had turned his room into the sort of place people could stay in forever so long as food was brought in regularly. Or, you know, people weren't thinking about food ( Read more... )

Packing for the cabin switch in the morning was a complicated task this year. Again John had a fish. Okay, so it wasn't the same one as last year. Or even the one after that one. He had bad luck with pets so he was mostly glad it was the same one as last week ( Read more... )

Finished with laying under a table for a while, John headed back to his room, pleased with the success of not having been discovered by Dave yet. Sure there were phone calls, but he was ignoring those in favor of lots of aspirin and water to get him through his hangover ( Read more... )

"Come on, buddy. You can't live under that rock forever ( Read more... )

It was the perfect day. Sun shining in through the Space Battles curtains, bringing a little extra warmth to John's thin chocolate shell ( Read more... )

John didn't thought there could be much worse than waking up in the middle of the night to the sound of his girlfriend the kitten having a hairball. He'd thought she was choking to death and then...ew ( Read more... )